Stupid Conversation At 2 A.M. 05.02.08
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Loading ...This guy sent me an instant message around 2 A.M. this morning just as I was getting ready to go to bed. I changed his name to protect his identity. For this post I named him “dumb elliot”. If you happen to read this before I get a chance to get back here and write out interpretations then check back at a later time in a day or two to know what it was all about. I just don’t have time to explain in details right now, but I think it’s all pretty much self explanatory if you read between the lines.
dumb elliot: hey whats up
Earth David: just about to go to bed.
dumb elliot: me too lol
dumb elliot: so i rember we talked once but thats about all i rember lol
dumb elliot: where you from etc and what you looking for if you dont mind telling me again
Earth David: we did?
Earth David: brb
dumb elliot: k
Earth David: I’m sorry but I don’t remember you
dumb elliot: lol you were on my messenger list which means we atleast talked once lol
dumb elliot: but thats all i know lol
Earth David: thats all i know too
dumb elliot: lol so where you at?
Earth David: I live in alabama
dumb elliot: me too what part i am in auburn
Earth David: I live close to opelika
dumb elliot: cool cool not too far away lol
dumb elliot: so what are you looking for are you single etc
dumb elliot: are you gay ?
Earth David: not looking for anything
dumb elliot: oh
dumb elliot: why is that hehe
Earth David: hehe lol hehe hahaha hardee har har is it all really that funny?
dumb elliot: sorry i say that shit all the time its just habbit
Earth David: because it’s 2 a.m. and i’m going to bed. thats why i’m not looking for anything.
dumb elliot: oh i mean i am not looking for anything tonight but in general i am looking for friends and yes a bf would be nice but i am not holding my breath on that one
Earth David: later!
dumb elliot: okay
dumb elliot: so do you want to talk again or should i delete you
Earth David: well considering I don’t know you and you don’t know me, and you don’t have a picture on here….. do what you feel you must do.
dumb elliot: i could send a pic if you wanted one geeze
dumb elliot: whatever ill hit you up some other time when its not so late and see if you are still an ass
dumb elliot: good night
Earth David: you can delete me cuz if you thought that was me being an ass we will not get along. later.
dumb elliot: well you were being kinda rude
dumb elliot: i am actually a cool laid back guy just looking for friends but you were being rude so i guess there is something that has you in a bad mood so i was just saying i would try some other time
dumb elliot: cause i dont think you are a rude guy in general is my bet
Earth David: this is why i never add people I don’t know.
dumb elliot: well you added me obviously
dumb elliot: looks lets just start over i am sorry
Earth David: no you added me. you are not on my list.
dumb elliot: lets just start over i am joey how are you tonight
dumb elliot: ???
Earth David: I am fine Joey
dumb elliot: thats good
dumb elliot: so how you like the area are you orginally from here ???
Earth David: send me your picture so I can see if I remember you.
dumb elliot: okay but i am not super hot
dumb elliot: can you see it
Earth David: yes i remember talking to you.
dumb elliot: okay
dumb elliot: so what did we talk about
dumb elliot: let me guess i was not your type
Earth David: ok first of all you need to drop this shit about being my type cuz it’s stupid.
dumb elliot: okay
dumb elliot: sorry
dumb elliot: that just generally what i get
Earth David: and as far as what we talked about I don’t have a clue.
dumb elliot: oh
dumb elliot: so what are you looking for online i told you what i was looking for but you never told me that
dumb elliot: besides its two
dumb elliot: so nothing
Earth David: I’m not looking for anything. I told you that.
dumb elliot: just because its two or if it was six would you say the same thing
Earth David: Ok yeah I remember you for real now…. you ask too many stupid ass questions
Earth David: go to bed!
dumb elliot: what would you like to talk about geeze
dumb elliot: i was just trying to make conversation
Earth David: I don’t want to talk about anything. I told you I’m going to bed.
dumb elliot: okay well good night.
Tags: chat, yahoo messenger
May 5th, 2008 at 1:50 am
That was freaking hilarious. Some guys just can’t take a hint or a blunt statement.
May 5th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Yahoo conversations are automatically saved. They can make a good post if you dont have anything else to say.
I dont think you are missing out on much with that guy.
May 12th, 2008 at 2:39 am
wow… and that’s all i have to say about that