Welcome To Earth David

Conversation with desperate manhunt dude started around 12:30 a.m. and ended around 1:50 p.m. on Thursday, May 15th, 2008. I had just woke up and got out of bed. Around the middle of the conversation I started doing laundry because it had to be done and I was really kinda getting bored with this guy. This is another example of the type of stuff I deal with when I give out my yahoo messenger screen name lol.

DesperateJJ: hey whats up
David (ME): I just woke up actually
DesperateJJ: ok
DesperateJJ: want me to let u go
David (ME): no it’s cool i can chat. i’m just doing some morning excercises is all nothing too strenuous though
DesperateJJ: ok
David (ME): What’s up?
DesperateJJ: what have you been up to haven’t talked to u in a while
DesperateJJ: nothing up just bord
DesperateJJ: and trying to find a bf
DesperateJJ: your pic is very nice looking man
David (ME): I’ve been working on getting in better shape mostly, and have been spending a lot of time building up my website, staying at home trying to save money…. thats pretty much it.
David (ME): I don’t mean to be rude but I’m not sure I remember talking to you.
DesperateJJ: i know what you mean whats your website called
DesperateJJ: i’m in phenix city
DesperateJJ: we have chatted before but not long becouse you hade to go i think we may have talked 2 times
David (ME): My website is at www.earthtodavid.com …. I have recently redesigned the whole website so it’s easier to navigate and read now.
DesperateJJ: ok
David (ME): Do you have a picture you can send me so that I can see if I remember talking to you?
DesperateJJ: yes
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David (ME): Thanks for sending your picture but I still don’t remember talking to you.
DesperateJJ: you are a very nice looking guy
David (ME): Is it raining in Phenix City?
DesperateJJ: well i’m sorry
DesperateJJ: yea
DesperateJJ: is there
DesperateJJ: do u rember i told u i would like to meet u and u said maybe someday
David (ME): yes it is raining here.
David (ME): No I’m sorry I don’t remember saying that.
DesperateJJ: i don’t remember what all we talked about sorry
David (ME): Well I guess there is no sense in dwelling on the past.
DesperateJJ: you right
DesperateJJ: so have you found sombody yet
DesperateJJ: on man hunt there is some better pic of me there screenname is xxxxxxxxxxx on manhunt
David (ME): I’m not necessarily looking for anybody. I am perfectly happy living my life on my own right now. That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t go out on a date with a guy if a guy I was interested in came along.
DesperateJJ: kool
DesperateJJ: so would you like to go out sometimes
DesperateJJ: where in opelika do u stay
DesperateJJ: if i give u my number would you call me sometimes
David (ME): Dude your sounding a little desperate there. Chill out, enjoy the day……. I don’t know anything about you and I’m sorry but I’m just not feeling a date thing with you and I don’t call strangers I’ve never met.
DesperateJJ: ok understand
David (ME): Ok well…. I have called a few strangers I can’t lie lol…. but it never got me anywhere haha.
DesperateJJ: understand
DesperateJJ: i’m just so lonely thats why i guess i sound desperate
DesperateJJ: do u still have the goattee
David (ME): I don’t believe in loneliness. You should find something in your life that you enjoy doing and can enjoy doing on your own. Something that means something to you. Loneliness is what you get when your not living your life to it’s potential and finding meaningful things to fill your life with. Loneliness is not something you get because your not dating someone. Get off your ass and live life. The right guy will come along soon enough, but he won’t if your gonna sit around pouting about being alone…… that is just my philosophy on that.
DesperateJJ: your so right
David (ME): I’m glad you see it that way lol.
DesperateJJ: kool
DesperateJJ: hey david are you hairy r smooth just asking
David (ME): Yes by the way I still have my goatee.
DesperateJJ: kool u r cute with it
David (ME): I’m a little furry but I don’t cause carpet burns.
DesperateJJ: kool
DesperateJJ: i like a little hair on a guy
DesperateJJ: i like you you are so nice
DesperateJJ: you still there
DesperateJJ: nice talking to you
David (ME): Yes I am still here.
David (ME): I was updating my ManHunt profile.
DesperateJJ: ok
David (ME): Read this and tell me what you think lol.
David (ME): Yes I’m gay as a 3 dollar bill, but I am not a sissy. In fact I can’t stand sissies. I can’t even stand the slightest hint of a sissy! If you are sissified then please stay the hell away from me. Very masculine guy here. Quiet most of the time but I have some moments now and then. I’m into the outdoors, love the lake, hiking, kayaking, working out, riding my bike, taking long walks, blogging, keeping up my website (ask me for the address - - - you’ll like it I promise). I love movies and music, enjoy shopping (both in real stores and online). I am very selective with who’s dick I put in my mouth. Want to know more? Ask me.
DesperateJJ: i like that
David (ME): Oh I forgot to say that the title to my profile on ManHunt…. to go along with what I just wrote is “You Ain’t Never Met Anybody Like Me Trust Me”.
DesperateJJ: sound good
DesperateJJ: i like it
David (ME): cool
DesperateJJ: i wish i could meet you sometimes
DesperateJJ: nice talking to you
David (ME): Later dude
DesperateJJ: later

This guy sent me an instant message around 2 A.M. this morning just as I was getting ready to go to bed. I changed his name to protect his identity. For this post I named him “dumb elliot”. If you happen to read this before I get a chance to get back here and write out interpretations then check back at a later time in a day or two to know what it was all about. I just don’t have time to explain in details right now, but I think it’s all pretty much self explanatory if you read between the lines.

dumb elliot: hey whats up
Earth David: just about to go to bed.
dumb elliot: me too lol
dumb elliot: so i rember we talked once but thats about all i rember lol
dumb elliot: where you from etc and what you looking for if you dont mind telling me again
Earth David: we did?
Earth David: brb
dumb elliot: k
Earth David: I’m sorry but I don’t remember you
dumb elliot: lol you were on my messenger list which means we atleast talked once lol
dumb elliot: but thats all i know lol
Earth David: thats all i know too
dumb elliot: lol so where you at?
Earth David: I live in alabama
dumb elliot: me too what part i am in auburn
Earth David: I live close to opelika
dumb elliot: cool cool not too far away lol
dumb elliot: so what are you looking for are you single etc
dumb elliot: are you gay ?
Earth David: not looking for anything
dumb elliot: oh
dumb elliot: why is that hehe
Earth David: hehe lol hehe hahaha hardee har har is it all really that funny?
dumb elliot: sorry i say that shit all the time its just habbit
Earth David: because it’s 2 a.m. and i’m going to bed. thats why i’m not looking for anything.
dumb elliot: oh i mean i am not looking for anything tonight but in general i am looking for friends and yes a bf would be nice but i am not holding my breath on that one
Earth David: later!
dumb elliot: okay
dumb elliot: so do you want to talk again or should i delete you
Earth David: well considering I don’t know you and you don’t know me, and you don’t have a picture on here….. do what you feel you must do.
dumb elliot: i could send a pic if you wanted one geeze
dumb elliot: whatever ill hit you up some other time when its not so late and see if you are still an ass
dumb elliot: good night
Earth David: you can delete me cuz if you thought that was me being an ass we will not get along. later.
dumb elliot: well you were being kinda rude
dumb elliot: i am actually a cool laid back guy just looking for friends but you were being rude so i guess there is something that has you in a bad mood so i was just saying i would try some other time
dumb elliot: cause i dont think you are a rude guy in general is my bet
Earth David: this is why i never add people I don’t know.
dumb elliot: well you added me obviously
dumb elliot: looks lets just start over i am sorry
Earth David: no you added me. you are not on my list.
dumb elliot: lets just start over i am joey how are you tonight
dumb elliot: ???
Earth David: I am fine Joey
dumb elliot: thats good
dumb elliot: so how you like the area are you orginally from here ???
Earth David: send me your picture so I can see if I remember you.
dumb elliot: okay but i am not super hot
dumb elliot: can you see it
Earth David: yes i remember talking to you.
dumb elliot: okay
dumb elliot: so what did we talk about
dumb elliot: let me guess i was not your type
Earth David: ok first of all you need to drop this shit about being my type cuz it’s stupid.
dumb elliot: okay
dumb elliot: sorry
dumb elliot: that just generally what i get
Earth David: and as far as what we talked about I don’t have a clue.
dumb elliot: oh
dumb elliot: so what are you looking for online i told you what i was looking for but you never told me that
dumb elliot: besides its two
dumb elliot: so nothing
Earth David: I’m not looking for anything. I told you that.
dumb elliot: just because its two or if it was six would you say the same thing
Earth David: Ok yeah I remember you for real now…. you ask too many stupid ass questions
Earth David: go to bed!
dumb elliot: what would you like to talk about geeze
dumb elliot: i was just trying to make conversation
Earth David: I don’t want to talk about anything. I told you I’m going to bed.
dumb elliot: okay well good night.